Onion

Filter by Popularity: - - - -
America's Finest News Source... [Read More]
Tags: Trump - Covered - Own
WASHINGTON—In an effort to walk back contradictory and potentially incriminating remarks from a recent interview, Rudy Giuliani, personal attorney to President Donald Trump, requested Tuesday... [Read More]
America's Finest News Source... [Read More]
Kamala Harris, the California senator and former attorney general, announced plans for a 2020 run, emphasizing justice and equality as she entered the Democratic presidential... [Read More]
LAUREL, MD—Telling himself the wisest course of action was to avoid all eye contact and let the chips fall where they may, weird kid Jason... [Read More]
WASHINGTON—Depicting a standoff between Catholic high school students, a group of Black Hebrew Israelites, and a Native American elder, a viral video from the March... [Read More]
WASHINGTON—On the heels of yesterday's announcement that she would be running for president, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) reportedly began staffing her campaign Tuesday with unpaid... [Read More]
WASHINGTON—Saying he reached the decision in order to protect everything the civil rights icon represented, Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) confirmed Tuesday that his 1983 vote... [Read More]
Thumbnail
NEW YORK—Noting that his four years at Fordham University hadn't even led to a 3,000-square-foot penthouse apartment on the Upper East Side yet, local 24-year-old... [Read More]
Thumbnail
America's Finest News Source... [Read More]
Thumbnail
Today, Americans will celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday to commemorate his life and historic contributions to the Civil Rights Movement. What do you think? [Read More]
Thumbnail
PHILADELPHIA—Entering her examination room to find a woman describing in detail how she had once spent several hours coughing up blood, general practitioner Anika Korman... [Read More]
Thumbnail
ORLANDO, FL—Expressing concerns that their home was starting to lose its distinctive character, Orlando locals were reportedly worried Monday that their beloved town was becoming... [Read More]
Thumbnail
America's Finest News Source... [Read More]
Thumbnail
As the government shutdown extends to the longest in history, a new NPR/PBS/Marist poll found Trump's approval down to 39 percent, a seven-point net change... [Read More]
Thumbnail
SEATTLE—Calling it the most debauched correspondence that had ever been submitted to "Savage Love," advice columnist Dan Savage was disgusted Monday by a letter from... [Read More]
Thumbnail
America's Finest News Source... [Read More]
Thumbnail
CHICAGO—Lamenting that his glory days of college cafeterias, burger joints, and taco trucks are now shrinking in life's rear-view mirror, sales associate Alan Thompson, 29,... [Read More]
Thumbnail
LONDON—Demonstrating in no uncertain terms that any peasant who sought to shirk his or her duty would be summarily dealt with, Queen Elizabeth looked on... [Read More]
Thumbnail
The polar vortex—the swirling winds above the arctic—has fractured into three rings that will spread freezing temperatures through the eastern U.S. in late January. What... [Read More]
Jump To: