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Nov. 18 marks 20 years since the debut of The Powerpuff Girls, the Craig McCracken–created cartoon that follows three kindergarten-aged girls with superpowers. The Onion... [Read More]
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NEW YORK—Heralding the 2,200-year-old fired-clay container as a priceless addition to one of the world's largest collections of same, the Metropolitan Museum of Art held... [Read More]
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An FBI report found that the number of reported hate crimes increased by 17 percent in 2017, with a notable 37 percent surge in anti-Jewish... [Read More]
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TULSA, OK—Pausing very briefly to reflect joyfully on her new role amid the day's flurry of activity, new parent Suzanne Knott declared "becoming a mother... [Read More]
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MINNEAPOLIS—In an effort to enhance the grooming experience at the company's more than 2,400 locations, Supercuts announced Friday that they are now offering customer baths... [Read More]
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RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Expressing concerns about losing out on hard-earned blood money, a member of the Khashoggi assassination squad admitted Friday that he hoped his bonus... [Read More]
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BEIJING—In an effort to reduce the risk of overpopulation within the Muslim ethnic group, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the decision Thursday to implement a... [Read More]
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In a recent interview, A Song of Ice And Fire author George R.R. Martin admitted that the plot's expansiveness and the pressures of expectations have... [Read More]
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AVONDALE, OH—Confessing that her grief was somewhat moderated by seeing events play out exactly as she had warned, local mother Deborah Klein said Thursday she... [Read More]
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SEATTLE—Appalled by the blatant lack of hygiene from someone they share a workspace with, employees at Avignon Public Relations were reportedly horrified Thursday that their... [Read More]
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ST. LOUIS, MO—Stressing the difficulty of moving forward in a particularly trying stage of the mourning process, local widow Simone Irving told reporters Thursday that... [Read More]
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Bringing to an end over a year of speculation, Amazon officially chose Long Island City, NY and Arlington, VA for their next headquarters, offering 50,000... [Read More]
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COLUMBUS, OH—Noting that the contemporary romantic vibe was totally different than the one he experienced in the late Clinton era, recently divorced advertising copywriter Richard... [Read More]
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WASHINGTON—Stressing that the situation had become untenable in recent days, aides working for Melania Trump released a statement Wednesday calling for the immediate removal of... [Read More]
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