Author: Andy Simmons

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When ­Angela McQueen saw a 14-year-old freshman standing not far from her pull out a gun, she lunged into action. [Read More]
(1:00) Dickson County football recaps with Andy Simmons(5:12) Interview with Sycamore coach Justin Robison ... [Read More]
He thought he was going to die. [Read More]
Unexpectedly, rushing waters grabbed hold of Margarito Martinez's vehicle and swept him away. He thought he was going to die. [Read More]
What do Labradoodles, Mother's Day, and emoticons have in common? Their creators rue the day they thought them up. [Read More]
Word to the wise: Don't rob a bank while disguised as yourself. [Read More]
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From getting bombarded with online ads to going to your uncle's funeral, you can get out of anything. [Read More]
Do you long to be the funniest pompous twit in the room? Memorize these! [Read More]
Here are the tricks your favorite eateries use to separate you from your money. [Read More]
Any product with DEET is the gold standard for repelling mosquitoes, but these will tick off a mosquito, too. [Read More]
Just be glad the Three Little Pigs aren't your Airbnb host. [Read More]
These are not laws—no one's going to jail for disregarding them. But should you wish to fly the Colors, here are a few tips. [Read More]
Our expert panel of eight comedy legends met over pickles and pastrami to select the ten most hilarious jokes in America. Below is their judgment. [Read More]
People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding one's thought processes. We're assuming that's the... [Read More]
People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding one's thought processes. We're assuming that's the... [Read More]
Craving a heart attack? Check out the fare at your local State Fair. [Read More]
Tom Markle and Doria Radlan request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter, Rachel Meghan Markle, to Henry Charles Albert David... [Read More]
The best-laid schemes of mice and men often end in handcuffs. [Read More]
These criminals might still be plying their trade if only they'd picked up after themselves at the crime scene. [Read More]
These criminals might still be plying their trade if only they'd picked up after themselves at the crime scene. [Read More]
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