Author: Hazel Cills

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There's been a glitch in the simulation that is our world: a Real Housewife changed her iconic hairstyle. [Read More]
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Andy King, an event producer who revealed in Netflix's Fyre documentary that Billy McFarland asked him to "suck some dick" so the festival could have... [Read More]
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One day I'll be on my deathbed, as I'll have been passed over for a new, youthful body replacement, and I'll look at the Apple... [Read More]
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The trailer for the already highly controversial documentary on the Michael Jackson abuse allegations is here, featuring the seductive charm of Jackson's Neverland Ranch. [Read More]
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Chocolate, ever heard of it? [Read More]
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Lorena begins with the search for a dick. It's a severed dick from the body of John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife Lorena Bobbitt cut it... [Read More]
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The fashion director of Vogue Brazil, Donata Meirelles, has resigned after photos from her 50th birthday party show her sitting on a throne surrounded by... [Read More]
Y/N is a guide to the week's music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. [Read More]
The Flossy Posse will reunite once more! [Read More]
In 2008, when Twilight first hit theaters, I (Hazel Cills) was a teenager and thus unfortunately the movie's target audience. In fact, I was there... [Read More]
I saw a concerning sight at the Prada Spring 2019 show. [Read More]
If you've felt exhausted this week by the ways in which people will bend over backwards to argue that bad men should stay hired in... [Read More]
Normally, famous men who yammer on and on about how great and funny women are and then make that enthusiasm a defining part of their... [Read More]
An Anchorage man who strangled a woman unconscious on the side of a road, all while threatening to kill her, and then masturbated on her,... [Read More]
There's an alligator just casually strolling around New Jersey, holding what I imagine is a warm Bud Light in a beer koozie, trying to soak... [Read More]
Last year, Hélöise Letissier began to feel different. The French pop star was coming off her first big major tour as Christine and the Queens,... [Read More]
Los Angeles wants to be fur-free, in sales and manufacturing, by 2020. [Read More]
*Wipes sweat from my brow* Somehow we all survived an Emmy Awards hosted by Colin Jost and Michael Che! #MeToo jokes were made, diversity was... [Read More]
Post Malone (who is an extremely successful young musician who recently performed at the VMAs, to anyone prepared to scream "I'm old!!!" in the comments)... [Read More]
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have reportedly, possibly, gotten a pet pig. [Read More]
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